Showing posts with label Pop culture. Show all posts
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Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Still on the air...in my heart.

"You can't take the sky from me." - Firefly intro song

Hey there people.  I've been watching some old series lately and I thought it would be fun to list some of my favorite shows that were ended way too soon.  These shows are all worth checking out even if they were cancelled by the networks.  A little disclaimer before I begin...I have absolutely no right to be writing this article. I am part of the reason most of these shows were cancelled early because I did not watch them at the time they originally aired.  I found out about them later through word of mouth.  Maybe that's not my fault, maybe that's the network's fault for having shoddy advertisement and build up.  But we're not pointing fingers here...or are we?

Firefly (1 season)
IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0303461/
Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firefly_(TV_series)

If a blogger ever makes a list of television shows that were cancelled way too early it is a safe bet that Firefly will be on that list.  In fact the whole list might be a concoction just to write a little more about Firefly.  That's not what this list is, however, I have been re-living Firefly lately and it is what prompted me to write this blog post.  Anyways let's talk about the show.

Firefly centers around the crew of the Firefly class vessel, Serenity.  It is set in the future where humans started leaving Earth to find new planets to terraform.  The governing body of human society is the Alliance and our heroes are actually criminals just trying to make their way.  My favorite thing about this show is the character interaction and development.  Every character is likable and has their moment to shine.  Years later the creator, Joss Whedon, and the rest of the cast still talk fondly of Firefly.  Even today you can find at least one Firefly dedicated booth at comic conventions such as WonderCon and ComicCon.

Some of my favorite episodes include: Objects in Space, Train Job, and my favorite: Out of Gas.  Out of Gas was awesome because it told a brief story of how the crew of Serenity, and the vessel herself came together.  There were also 2 different flashbacks going on to make one of the most well told and interesting stories of the season.  Unlike most shows on this list Firefly was able to wrap up with a feature movie entitled Serenity.  It's really sad because when I watch the series I can see the potential for some great stories.  We'd get more insight on Zoe and Wash's relationship, we'd find out about Shepard Book's past, and we'd see a budding romance for Kaley and Simon...oh yes and we'd get more Saffron episodes.  I miss this show.  Browncoats forever!

Chappelle's Show (2 seasons)
IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0353049/
Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chappelle%27s_Show

This was the biggest show when it aired and at one point Dave Chappelle was one of the most well-respected comedians in the US.  People were talking about how he was going to be the next Eddie Murphy.  And then he had some kind of breakdown and left for Africa.  Leaving us with a few sketches for Season 3 and a whole lot of great memories.  His sketches were ground-breaking, edgy, and just downright hilarious.  Some of my favorite skits: Rick James, Mad Real World, Samuel Jackson's beer, Racial Draft, Black White Supremacist, and anything with crackhead Tyrone Biggums.  I try to watch both seasons at least once a year. Most skits and jokes stand the test of time.

My Name is Earl (4 seasons)
IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0460091/
Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Name_Is_Earl

This is one of my favorite shows because it had such a good vibe.  More often than not you were left with a good feeling after Earl completes a list item.  A hilarious and original concept for a show: a man who has lived a very bad life, stealing, cheating, lying, and whatnot wins a lot of money playing a scratcher.  But before he can enjoy it, as a matter of fact, right after he wins, he gets struck by a car.  While in the hospital his wife reveals she is leaving him for a man who she has been cheating on him with.  Just as he's wondering why bad things keep happening to him, he sees Carson Daley on television talking about karma.  He decides to give it a chance and makes a list of bad things he's done and he intends to give himself a better life by making it up to the people on his list.  The humor is hilarious and Jason Lee is one of the most underrated actors in the industry today.  The ensemble for this show was so good with every one of the main characters playing great roles especially Ethan Suplee and Jamie Pressley.

I can't say this show didn't get its fair shake as it had 4 seasons under its belt, but it was cut short right as Earl found out one of his kids who he thought wasn't his kid turned out to be his child all along.  That would have been interesting to see.  Plus we all wanted to Earl to finish his list and get the payoff karma had in store for him.

Arrested Development (3 seasons)
IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367279/
Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arrested_Development_(TV_series)

Here's a show that I knew about while it aired but had absolutely no interest in watching.  The humor seemed really dry and it was filled with characters I didn't care about.  I was finally talked into watching Arrested Development last year, and man do I love this show.  The characters are so quirky and so wonderfully flawed that is just hilarious to watch.  Another show that was way ahead of it's time.  I think it would fit in with today's landscape of shows.  Some fond memories I have watching this show: Michael Cera was just awesome, it sucks that it took me until watching Superbad to realize how great that dude is.  Each family member had a chicken dance that was hilarious.  The fact that nobody can remember or doesn't like George Michael's girlfriend Anne..."really? her?"  Will Arnett is just fantastic, he made me program Final Countdown as one of my ringtones.  "For British Eyes Only."  There's been talks of a movie in the works, but I'll believe it when I see it.

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (2 seasons)
IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0851851/
Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminator:_The_Sarah_Connor_Chronicles

This cancellation hurt me a lot. I am a huge Terminator fan, and T2 holds a place somewhere in my top 100 movies.  This show started off really well with Season 1.  Season 2 started off a little slow, I even got bored for a bit, but then business started to pick up.  A quarter of the way into Season 2 Terminator: TSCC was one of the better shows on television.  Some of the cooler story arcs included the beginning of a Terminator learning to act more human, John Connor showing exactly how smart and calculating he really is, and a mystery involving why Cameron looks the way she does.  The show ended with John being teleported to the future where he meets a human version of the Terminator named Cameron.  Unfortunately, I think due to the slow Season 2 start, this show got put into the dreaded Friday night timeslot and eventually got cancelled.  The thing that made this worse, for me, is that Dollhouse was renewed.  Ugh, Dollhouse.  Oh I forgot to mention, Lena Heady = win.

Freaks & Geeks (1 season)
IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0193676/
Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freaks_and_Geeks

Another show I did not watch while it was on the air.  I was in college and I didn't feel like watching a show about high school.  Much like most shows on this list, Freaks & Geeks was way ahead of its time.  Produced by Judd Apatow and starring most of his "boys" before they became huge stars.  Seth Rogan, Jason Segel, and James Franco were all on Freaks & Geeks.  It was a great show about two groups of high school students, you guessed it, Freaks & Geeks.  Some standout episodes include the one where James Franco plays D&D with the Geeks and really loves it, and an episode where Seth Rogan finds out his girlfriend used to have both male and female genitalia and had the male parts removed.  This show, much like Apatow's movies today, was full of true situations, hilarious jokes, and very touching moments.  Oh and we can't forget the awesome use of "Bad Reputation" as the theme song.  Go check it out.

Spaced (2 Seasons)
IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/find?s=all&q=spaced
Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaced

The first British show I've ever watched, and it was awesome.  From the folks who brought us Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz, in fact Spaced preceded both movies.  Written and starring Simon Pegg and Jessica Stevenson, this show is about two 20 somethings both looking for a place to live.  They decide to move in together and have to pretend to be a couple to get the place.  The charm of this show comes from Tim and Daisy's relationship.  They care about each other but I really couldn't tell if they were going to end up together or not.  The other thing about this show was the amount of pop culture references it included, not only that, but pop culture references that I cared about...here...in the US!  There was an awesome scene where he played Resident Evil 2...with real audio and everything, not generic Pac Man sounds over a 16-bit game.  Some stand out episodes include the Rave episode, the Zombie episode (said to be the early seedlings of Shaun of the Dead), and of course the slow motion air pistol alley fight.  I adore this show, it's a shame it only was on for 2 seasons.

Shows I'm afraid will be on this list soon:
Chuck (it seems like the fans have to constantly rally to save this show)
Fringe (currently in the dreaded Friday Night timeslot)
The Chicago Code (haven't heard anything, but this show is good and execs at Fox are idiots)

That's my list.  I don't think any of these shows will see any other light, but we can all try to keep hope alive.  Am I missing any shows?  What'd you think of this list?  Do you plan to watch any of these shows?  Shoot me a comment.

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Joel and the Retro Hotties

While going through my picks for this year's Top 5 Celebrity Hotties I started flashing back to some of the celebs that I was infatuated with as a young child.  These are not from any particular era, just some ladies I that I thought were gorgeous back in the day.  Mind you, I will be dating myself.  And if you are too young to remember most of these women...fuck you.  Haha...just kidding I love you.  I started with just 5, but realized that I had to add 5 more.  Let's take a trip in the Way Back Machine shall we?

10. Debbie Gibson (Pop star)

I think I started liking her because my older brother liked her and had her singles.  She was Britney Spears before Birtney Spears...except she wore more women's blazers with shoulder pads.  I don't remember much about her except everyone complained about her nose.  I thought it looked fine.  I can't sing or remember any of her songs though.

9. Heather Thomas (Fall Guy)

I didn't watch this show at all.  I think my uncled loved this show (along with CHiPs and Magnum PI).  I just remember the hot blonde.  My brother (again a big influence) had a door-sized poster of Heather Thomas.  The picture above.  I remember looking at it and thinking...what's she so surprised about? And also...who the hell gave her a towel?

8. Gadget (Chip n' Dale Rescue Rangers)

Yeah say what you will but Gadget was hot.  Haha.  She was curvy, had big ears, and knew her way around tools, it's no wonder Chip n' Dale always fought over her affections.  Too bad she was only about 1 foot tall.  I hoped I could maybe be shrunk down to size so I could hook up with her.

7. Michelle Thomas (Myra Monkhouse from Family Matters)
The curvaceous girlfriend of Steve Urkel, Myra Monkhouse, was one of the hotter members of the TGIF family.  Unfortunately her advances never really went anywhere as Steve was always smitten with Laura Winslow.  I have no clue why.  Unfortunately Michelle Thomas passed away in 1998 due to cancer.  She was a very beautiful actress and I'm proud to have her on this list.

6. Lori Loughlin (Aunt Becky from Full House)

Oh Aunt Becky.  It must have been hard for DJ and Stephanie to compete with any guys with Aunt Becky always around.  She tied down Jesse Katsopolis early on and became a permanent fixture of this show.  She had a very pretty face, a nice frame, and most of all she seemed like a really nice person.  Well she'd have to be to put up with all of Jesse's nonsense.

5. Heather Langenkamp (Just the Ten of Us/Nightmare on Elm Street)

I used to love the Growing Pains spinoff Just the Ten of Us.  I'm not sure why, might've had something to do with all of the cute girls on that show.  My favorite of them all was the hardcore religious nut Marie Lubbock.  I'm not sure f I started liking her on this show or from her appearance on Nightmare on Elm Street, but I remember finding her extremely attractive.  Although she stopped Freddy from invading her dreams (until part 3 where she got pwnd) I would always welcome her into mine.

4. Tiffany Amber Thiessen (Kelly Kapowski from Saved by the Bell)

Kelly Kapowski.  She was the hottest thing going when Saved by the Bell was on.  She was personified hotness.  Let's see: cheerleader - check, smoking hot bod - check, beautiful face - check, wore spandex pants - check.  Kelly Kapowski was THE girl, and most importantly, she did it without being blonde.  She remained hot, I'd say got even hotter, when she added some weight and got thick  What's she up to now?  Making guest appearances in my dreams.

3. Christine Lakin (Al from Step by Step)

One of my first crushes not influenced by my older brother.  I remember thinking Al, the tough tomboy of the Lamber family, was extremely cute, before she became all girly.  I think we were about the same age, so I thought I had a shot at her if we ever met.  Oh the fantasies I had...I would dream about taking her to that amusement park they were at in the intro (with the fake ass beach) and winning her stuffed animals.  Haha.  She only got hotter as the show went along.  I used a more recent picture of her because a picture of her as a kid wearing overalls would be creepy.  But as creepy as a couple of cartoon characters? Who knows.

2. April O'neil (TMNT)

Something about that yellow jumpsuit just did it for me.  She had the short haircut, was on the news, and hung out with 4 green guys.  What a gal!  I wanted to take her to the back of turtle van and show her bo staff.  Haha.  Not really, I think I was too young to have such awesome thoughts.  I just thought she was pretty, and had a very curvy body for a cartoon character.  The original movie version of April was a bit of a disappointment, but the second and third movie version (same girl) of April was pretty hot.

1.  Paula Abdul (Pop star/former Laker girl)

She had me when she started dancing with the cartoon cat.  Paula Abdul had some great hits including but not limited to: Cold Hearted Snake, Forever Your Girl, Straight Up, Rush, and Opposites Attract.  In hindsight Opposites Attract is not that great of a song, the video was just rad.  The others however still stand the test of time, and will find themselves on my playlists from time to time.  I thought she was gorgeous.  She had a very pretty face, was kinda thick, and she could dance like crazy.  I think my first boner was to the Cold Hearted Snake video.  I think she was wearing a pilots hat of some kind.  Haha.

That's my list.  What'd you think?  Who were your retro crushes while you were growing up?  Let me know.  Stay tuned for Joel's Top 5 Celebrity Hotties.